Well, my lappy is half dead... Don't ask or as The Cheat says (or more accuratly put: types), "I'll gnaw your face off!" Well I won't be able to make comics if things go like they have... The Kerrek will be pushing stale humor with little to no input from me at least if things go the way I hope they don't. So, Traa-Laa-Laaaa!
A joke The Kerrek told me today:
There was an airplane that had passengers from many different countries. Well it was going to crash and the only way to keep it going was to make it lose some weight quickly. So a German jumps off and says, "Triumph to Germany!" and another guy jumps off and says, "Tell my kids I love them!" So it inspires many more people to jump off. At last a Texan yells, "REMEMBER THE ALAMO" and pushes off a Mexican.
No harm to Mexicans, if it was about an American I would probably laugh.